To Be King
The tab got paid, and we met the bartender's boss, Rivian, a man who wanted a throne. He'd help us find Ar3 for just one favor. In D&D, 'just one favor' is never just one favor.
Tab's paid!
Meet the boss
Rivian
He'll set the cost
Ari!
Can help us find
Just one favor
If we're inclined
This land!
He'd be the king
Get him the throne
His birds'll sing
To be king!
Such a lofty goal
For Aedric's sake
His daughter's soul
We'll make some plans
Unzip the hoods
We'll machinate
To get the goods
We get a room
Hokage suite
Spent the night
It's pretty neat
Go out shop
For some supplies
At Menards
New things to try
A DVD
We dunno what
Grab a few
For Ari's slot
To be king!
Such a lofty goal
For Aedric's sake
His daughter's soul
We'll make some plans
Unzip the hoods
We'll machinate
To get the goods
The Abdul
The guy to know
Belief in fate
Just take a roll
Sabotage
The sacred call
Right keys played
The boos will fall
Discredit king
Current stand
Rivian
Can rule the land
To be king!
Such a lofty goal
For Aedric's sake
His daughter's soul
We'll make some plans
Unzip the hoods
We'll machinate
To get the goods
Go to show
It's quite a fight
With the steel chair
Comes out the Knight
They state their case
The king ponders
Thracknar threatens
The other sirs
Jasper sells
His cloak of skins
To Ballzack
For a museum
To be king!
Such a lofty goal
For Aedric's sake
His daughter's soul
We'll make some plans
Unzip the hoods
We'll machinate
To get the goods
Jim slips out
Puts on disguise
Appears as king
To much surprise
Declares the throne
Belongs to him
Approaches bold
And stabs the kid
As throne sinks down
Apologize
Pretend trick knife
Stab, the king dies
To be king!
Such a lofty goal
For Aedric's sake
His daughter's soul
We'll make some plans
Unzip the hoods
We'll machinate
To get the goods
Now he's king!
Time to pay up
He says our friend
Is truly fucked
Seven Devils
Asylum haunt
She went inside
Where none come out
Your friend? Yeah, she's dead
I mean, she's as good as dead