Goodbye Love, Hello Ladies
My character's heartbreak song. Jim kept the queen's lock of hair all through prison, and seeing the statues is when it finally sank in that she never loved him. She just used him. The 'hello, ladies' swagger is a cover, and the song ends on how much he hates all of it. Of all the campaign songs, this one hit closest to home for me.
I grew up just an object
Used by royalty
Until I was the best at
Consorting to the queen
I thought I knew what love was
I kept your lock of hair
When Jasper ruined everything
And I knew true despair
I shipped off to prison
I kept the secret true
But as I see these statues
I'm moving on from you
Good bye, love
Hello, Ladies! Three!
(Or maybe more!)
Now Jim Quick's back on the scene
To settle up the score!
This town's got everything I want
A party noon to night
Then from night to noon again
Unparalleled delights!
A bar on every street
I've even heard the rumors
You can try monkey meat!
The crossing guard, imposing
The government's a show!
Just wait 'till you meet The Abdul
He's the guy to know!
Good bye love!
Hello, ladies!
Three!
(I think there's more!)
Now Jim Quick's back on the scene
I'm sure you'll all adore!
You'll love my tongue and moustache
You'll enjoy my clever wit!
After I take you out to dinner
Then you can suck my (Neigh!)
I'm sorry, Dave the Horse. Of course you can come too girl!
So good bye, my love
I hope you're well
If you need me
It's here I'll dwell!
Good bye love!
Hello, ladies! Three!
(Or twenty four!)
Now Jim Quick's back on the scene
I'm sure you're keeping score!
So good bye, my love
Guess this is what I'll do?
Because to sell a good lie
You've got to add a little truth
Good bye love
I hate it all
The drugs, the parties
The moth rag riddled balls
Good bye love
I just miss you
But that life's over
What am I gonna do?