The Dry Heaves of Evil
Off to a dark asylum in a town that ran on chaos, with all of us praying to the dice. It's the whole campaign in one song: bad odds, worse plans, and hoping the next roll is a twenty.
Chaos town of ladies
Three or maybe more
If our next roll is lucky
Maybe then we'll score
Ones and twenties fly free
Until the plotline breaks
Dark lonely asylum
Our friend we heard it'd take
Bold and brave we stand forth
That's just how we roll!
When the dry heaves of evil
Come clutching at your soul
We heard we shouldn't go there
We heard it's all bad news
To go inside, we won't come back
But Ari then we'd lose
Aedric was determined
Jasper dressed in skins
Thraknar's drunk and woozy
They dragged along poor Jim
Bold and brave we stand forth
That's just how we roll!
When the dry heaves of evil
Come clutching at your soul
With our new friend Mulania
And her cardboard hat
We knocked on every door in town
As drunk and drugged we passed
It squats there in the forest
On top of distant hill
To knock once for the devil
A childish game to thrill
Bold and brave we stand forth
That's just how we roll!
When the dry heaves of evil
Come clutching at your soul
Bold and brave we march forth
Praying for the roll!
To loose the dry heaves of evil
Across the nation's soul
We'll loose the dry heaves of evil
To spew out of control
Seven Devils lurk before us
But Ari's close at hand
To go below and then return
Is how we'll make our plan
They say no one has come back
They say we'll not survive
But in a land of moral conflict
Why be the good guys?
Bold and brave we stand forth
That's just how we roll!
When the dry heaves of evil
Come clutching at your soul
Bold and brave we stand forth
That's just how we roll!
When the dry heaves of evil
Come clutching at your soul