Seven Devils, Nine Thousand Kelvins
Over dinner, we came up with our plan for the haunted asylum: ding-dong-ditch every single door. That's the level of strategy this party ran on. It ended in fire, which, honestly, most of our plans did.
Out to dinner with Mulania
Says the asylum's a place of fear
Scary place, they'd dare as kids
Knock for the devil, but ran and hid
Jim says he knows what we'll do tonight
Ding dong ditch every door in sight
Mulania brings out some drugs
Moth rag high, we don't give a fuck
Seven Devils don't scare us
Dwarf stone walls just hides the rust
Cleanse with fire, if you please
It might take a thousand degrees
Under the arch Elysium
Walk to the door stopped being fun
Knock one time, nothing happens much
Until knockers yield to Jim's firm touch
Good at flaps, the man proclaims
Inside the dark is dull and grey
Horrible skin dogs attack and burst
Blood spells out double you cursed
Seven Devils don't scare us
Dwarf stone walls just hides the rust
Cleanse with fire, if you please
It might take a thousand degrees
Find the patients, Ari was here
Mostly dead but Gary fears
Thracknar double taps the guy
One through the heart, one through the eye
Clues we find, of madness past
Bring back the Dreadlord, Weave at last
Power and death will exterminate
End the story, control their fate
Seven Devils don't scare us
Dwarf stone walls just hides the rust
Cleanse with fire, if you please
It might take a thousand degrees
Howl of rage as Gary's found
Celia, head attendant bound
Wanted to heal but broke the rules
Now a monster bag of fools
Five heads talk about their goals
Respond correct to soothe their souls
When all are done they chorus speak
Demand we must know who they be
We mostly hit Thracknar through the fight
But he's too drunk, so it's all right
We name the Wisdom, it laughs, deflates
Leaves Celia to Jasper's fate
Seven Devils don't scare us
But five plus one is not enough
Who was the last? We'll never know
Ari went north, so too, we'll go.
So too, we'll go
Hey, buzz Merda, she'll give us a ride