It's Starting to Look a Lot Like Ragnarök
A Christmas carol for Vikings, for anyone who's had enough holiday music by mid-December. If the world has to end, at least the Christmas songs end with it.
It's starting to look a lot like Ragnarök!
See the falling snow
Everyone get your helms with wings, and all of the pointy things
To fight the icy giants don't you know?
It's starting to look a lot like Ragnarök!
Read the ancient lore
But the prettiest sight to see is the giants' hacked off knees
From your gleaming sword
A pair of thick armored boots and a spear to thrust through
Is the wish of Heidi and Tim
Bows that'll rock, send arrows to their mark
Is the hope of Svetlana and Sven
And those that thirst can hardly wait for Valhalla again!
It's starting to look a lot like Ragnarök!
All the gods will die
As the battle starts down below, stuck in the ice and snow
Because three wolves swallowed up all in the sky!
It's starting to look a lot like Ragnarök!
Soon the battle starts
At the ending of everything, even the gods to whom we sing
And your beating heart
It's starting to look a lot like Ragnarök!
Read the ancient lore
But the prettiest sight to see is the giants' hacked off knees
From your gleaming sword
Let Ragnarök come forth!
At least it'll stop the Christmas music.