Toddle, The Previously Unsung Hero (This Is His Song)

Toddle was just a random NPC we really took a liking to. On his very first day running the Pickle Room, an ogre knocked him clean off the train before Ulf saved him. Nobody had ever written him a song, so here it is.

Welcome to the pickle room
Sir or madam
Just one gold to explore the mysteries within

Hi my name is Toddle
I run the Pickle Room
All sorts of stuff in bottles
Bobbing there in goo

Welcome to the pickle room
It's not what you think (not what you think)
Keep your hands off of the glass
Sir sir you can't drink

Here's a bunch of ghoul eggs
This here's a cheesy cow
This is a maaaaaagic sandwich
Served to the royal crown

Here's a pickled Whisper
We found it in a tube
Yes like at a drive thru
I think it's weird too

Welcome to the pickle room
It's not what you think (it's not what you think)
Keep your hands off of the glass
Sir sir you can't drink

Aww I'm gonna get fired
It was my first day
Sir sir can you hear me
Somebody call a cleric

I've gotta keep this job
I'll do what it takes
I heard we're getting boarded
Grab this spear and race

Sir you didn't buy a ticket
My bestest battle cry
The ogre turned around then
Oh no I'm gonna die

My life flashed before me
As I'm falling from the train
A bunch of stuff in bottles
Now I'm down the drain

Hanging on for dear life
Dangling by a thread
Ulf threw his spear and saved me
Without him I'd be dead

Welcome to the pickle room
It's everything you think
You can save me anytime
I'll get you a drink

Yeah without that dwarf
I'd be a smear on the rails right now
Oh this jar
I've just been putting my bellybutton lint in it

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