Space Buns of Fury (aka Why is there Hair in my Breakfast?)

Are you sure
This one's awful
Well okay but this check had better clear

There once was a man from Felwar
He didn't know the way
And though he punched hard
He was once a star
The man that they call Wei

There once was a man from Felwar
He went to the circus tent
Potion brewer's demand
Bottle drunk by a man
And so our good friend Wei went

Wei won't you please be careful
Please watch what you say
You punch and you kick
And you hit like a brick
But common seems to maybe
Be your second language if you know what I mean

There once was a man from Felwar
He made it down to the floor
Gave the bottles a stare
Before Tika could care
Wei chugged down all four

There once was a man from Felwar
He gave a mighty belch
At first all seemed calm
Then a look of alarm
As he grew a monstrous
Size he grew to a monstrous size

Wei won't you please be careful
Please watch what you say
You punch and you kick
And you hit like a brick
But common seems to maybe
Be your second language if you know what I mean

There once was a man from Felwar
He looked around in shock
His clothes fallen all
The crowd stared in awe
At the big giant
Bunch of hair sprouting from everywhere

There once was a man from Felwar
At length he shrunk back down
Tika was mad
So Wei felt bad
And so he helped her
Cook breakfast every morning for the next week and wasn't very good at it

You're trying your very best
You tall dark hairy mop
Why is there hair in my eggs
I do not like this slop

Wei won't you please be careful
Let Maeven do your hair
You punch and you kick
And you hit like a brick
But you're getting fur everywhere

See I knew I could end on a rhyme
Oh shoot

There once was a man from Felwar
He made it down to the floor
Gave the bottles a stare
Before Tika could care
Wei chugged down all four

But you're getting fur everywhere
See I knew I could end on a

Let Maeven do your hair
You punch and you kick
And you hit like a brick
But you're getting fur everywhere

See I knew I could end on a
Oh shoot