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Ode to a Sneaky Bear
Maeven, our druid, figured out that turning into an animal doesn't break her stealth spell. Then she rolled a natural 20, so a bear held the orphans' hands and waltzed them through the streets to their secret lair, and nobody noticed a thing. A rules loophole used for pure good, which is my favorite kind.
Once upon a time
There was a druid who learned to
Pass Without Trace
And discovered that Wild Shape
Doesn't interrupt concentration spells
Sneaky bear
Sneaky bear
Walking through the town
When you saw the orphans come
You had to hunt them down
Pass without trace
Wild shape
Let the dice fly free
The look on the DMs face
When you they couldn't see
Sneaky bear
Sneaky bear
Crept up soft and slow
Then you held the kiddie's hands
Went skipping down the road
Pass without trace
Wild shape
Let the dice fly free
The look on the DMs face
When you they couldn't see
Sneaky bear
Sneaky bear
Crept up soft and slow
Then you held the kiddie's hands
Went skipping down the road
Pass without trace
Wild shape
Let the dice fly free
The look on the DMs face
When you they couldn't see
Sneaky bear
Sneaky bear
Led back to their fort
Every check the DM asked
Your die seemed to thwart
You found our stuff
And saved the day
Except for the fancy gun
I guess the magic robe you stole
Balanced out the sum
Pass without trace
Wild shape
Let the dice fly free
The look on the DMs face
When you they couldn't see
Sneaky bear
Sneaky bear
You took just a paw of loot
Then before the dice gods frown
Wisely out you scoot
You found our stuff
And saved the day
Except for the fancy gun
I guess the magic robe you stole
Balanced out the sum
Pass without trace
Wild shape
Let the dice fly free
The look on the DMs face
When you they couldn't see
Magic spells for all of us
D N D is great
Whether it's twenty or it's one
Both will meet their fate