The Shape of Water
A tribute to the most underrated little spell in the game: every six seconds, water becomes whatever you want. Steven paired it with a magic jug of endless water and a page of actual physics calculations, much to our DM's great annoyance.
What's the shape of water?
Anything you want
Once every six seconds
You control the font
Shape water!
The best cantrip you know!
Shape water!
It leaves you in control!
When a wizard is first learning
This starter spell's the best
Hones their iron focus
And if they goof, just wet
It'll dry!
As they master water
Moving it around
Next they learn to freeze it
Make treacherous ground
Roll Athletics!
Shape water!
The best cantrip you know!
Shape water!
It leaves you in control!
But the neatest thing when freezing
The water close to hand
Is that when it becomes ice
Water? It expands!
What's that mean? It gets bigger
So say your rogue's not with you
And this door has a lock
Don't waste a better spell slot
Preparing to cast knock
Why not?
Just move the water in the hole
Make it freeze
Crack!
Free to leave!
Shape water!
The best cantrip you know!
Shape water!
It leaves you in control!
There's all ways some water
Somewhere to be found
Just need it within 30 feet
Be clever, it's around
You're talking about pee, aren't you?
Your mileage may vary
Depends on your DM
But when you're out of options
Give this one a spin
Okay!
Shape water!
The best cantrip you know!
Shape water!
It leaves you in control!
Shape water!
The most abuse-a-bell!
Shape water!
The bestest minor spell!
But what about Prestidigitation?
Firebolt?
Shocking grasp!
Come on, you're kidding me with this water thing, right?
Come on, you're kidding me with this water thing, right?