Og of Yayleohnlyne
Og is a goblin with a surprisingly good education and a patter-song ego to match, and he is terrified of ancient demon-dragons hiding somewhere and quietly gathering power. He netted our party, sleep-darted us, and had his whole family roll up with the wagon. He's the most polite kidnapping we ever suffered.
I am the very model of
An educated goblin
I attended the Yayleohnlyne
Which makes me smartest of my kin
I know about the facts of life
And how to take off all your skin
Now that I’ve caught you in my net
And my sleep darts are sinking in
Now that he’s caught us in his net
And his sleep darts are sinking in
Just take a little nappy-poo
You will not feel the slightest thing
I’ll lower you down to the floor
As my family the wagon brings
Auntie Em and I will stay here
Check none of them have magic rings
We’ll load you up in pairs aboard
You're our dinner our hearts will sing
He loads us up in pairs aboard
But Ulf the dwarf is just faking
Load up the wizard and the elf
We’ll leave the centaur here ‘till last
The dwarf and monk are snoring hard
There is no need to move too fast
You and you put backs in to it
While you steer safely do not crash
Tie them tightly when you get there
The roper nest quietly pass
Tied us tightly when they got there
By a fire post like a mast
I can’t believe he tricked us all
That dwarf popped up his axe swinging
I was so panicked that when I shot
I only hit the cave ceiling
Auntie Em shot me with her dart
So I guess now I’ll be sleeping
The raging dwarf yells something odd
See his axe fall my eyes closing
The raging Ulf demands his friends
The goblin is not answering
When I awake my family’s gone
That’s what the surface dwellers do
Just my bad luck I did not see
The dwarf awake and now I’m doomed
All my rowing practice for naught
My hands are bound in my own room
I curse them all that’s when I hear
They promise they can help me soon
If you show us all the safe way
We’ll take you up to see the moon
The sun the stars the moon and clouds
The surface dwellers always lie
But if my only other choice
Is to give up lay down and die
Then what’s the gamble my name’s Og
If my hands you could just untie
I’ll take you to the quiet place
Make not a sound you fools or fly
Why does the horse man chainmail wearing
Not too stealthy but he can climb
I’ll go no closer to this cavern
Watch the hand signs that I now make
If you remember everything
Then you will know right path to take
If you forget what I have signed
Though I show you the true not fake
The thing I must not say aloud
Lest she see me and come awake
Thank you Ogg for taking us here
Now go back for your family’s sake
I left them there the crazy fools
Elf dwarf two men and pony fat
If they can make it past Her gaze
But I don’t dare imagine that
Then they could come back take me out
I must remember pack my hat
To see the lovely surface world
Before it’s burned by Tiamat
A rush of air both hot and cold
Then Martin dropped his magic crap
Gotta get that