Do you want to own some orphans?

An adoption pitch from Nita's orphans: free-range and cruelty-free. While they plead their case, they're literally stealing the guy's money, and every horror story they tell about our party, like the centaur who wants to eat them, is clearly a lie. For the record, Jaro never even licked them. He just wanted to lick everything.

Do you want to own some orphans
I swear they're cruelty free
You don't have to keep them in a cage
They're all free range you can let them wander free
If you don't take one they'll turn to crime
And that would be a shame
Do you want to own some orphans
They don't have to all stay orphans
Adopt me

Do you want to help some orphans
Before all of all of us die
That centaur wants to taste our flesh
And that lady elf has a mean look in her eye
You don't even have to fight them
Just distract and we can run away
Do you want to help some orphans
We don't have to just be orphans
Please help me

Do you want to save some orphans
I swear we'll work so hard
I'll be seventeen next summer
So just two years then you'd be rid of me
If you take me away from this
Someday you'll be repaid
Do you want to save some orphans
We could be much more than orphans
Set us free

Thanks for helping all us orphans
You listened to our tale
Our new home you can't find
But we don't mind not every try will fail
Don't mind your missing coin purse
I'm sure you dropped it somewhere back the road
Thanks for helping all us orphans
You helped us sneaky thieving orphans
More than you know

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