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Betting on You
Ulf came into some unexpected gold that had to be spent fast, so he bet it all on the smith he liked, Furia Grimforge. Told you she'd be back.
Spending spree!
Got some gold unexpected wealth
Can't take it with me for my health
Got to spend fast before I'm tracked
Got to burn cash find what I lack
I like the way you swing that hammer
Life's a gamble should pick what matters
Nothing else better for me I view
Hand you my axe I'm betting on you
Amulets staffs or luck-filled stones
Worth less to me than goblin bones
I'm Santa Ulf haven't you heard
Challenge my axe is just absurd
I like the way you swing that hammer
Life's a gamble should pick what matters
Nothing else better for me I view
Hand you my axe I'm betting on you
Betting on!
I slew a goblin or seven
Skinned and gutted lightly leavened
Made some toys for the starving kids
In Trezibond that's what I did
I like the way you swing that hammer
Life's a gamble should pick what matters
Nothing else better for me I view
Hand you my axe I'm betting on you
Back to the matter here at hand
Need something stronger here I stand
Take the handle feel the notch
Maybe next you can hold my crotch
Furia Grimforge fire red
Sweat dripping off your hairy head
Everyone knows dwarves are better
Quenching hot spear shafts in wetter
(That's fine dwarven poetry right there)
I like the way you swing that hammer (Swing that hammer)
Life's a gamble should pick what matters (Pick what matters)
Nothing else better for me I view (I like you)
Hand you my axe I'm betting on you (Betting on you)
Betting on!
Trusting you my precious axe
We'll see what kind of skills you have
In Pycke you'll find me when you're done
You'll see Santa Ulf brings the fun
I like the way you swing that hammer
Here's a sure thing I see what matters
Nobody else better in my view
You've got my heart I'm betting on you
Betting on!