Phil-ale-sophy
Thracknar's introduction, and pure table comedy. Every party needs a dwarf who's certain the meaning of life is at the bottom of his mug. His one defining trait was being a dwarf supremacist, loudly and weirdly committed to looking down on everyone who wasn't a dwarf. He needed a stepstool to do it, but he never let us forget it.
First let me get this off my chest
Undisputed fact that dwarves are best
Step on my toes you won't just fall
I'll crack your head open with my maul
The name is Thracknar, I drink a lot
To learn the secret of the bottom of the pot
Or the bottle or mug, I'm not too picky
Don't worry why my hands are always sticky
Down with the humans! Let's get drunk!
Down with the elves! Let's get drunk!
Down with the gnomes! Let's get drunk!
Up with the dwarves! Let's get drunk!
In my philosophy, ale loosens the mind
Makes me more flexibly inclined
Be glad I'm drunk or I'd be on my quest
To cleanse the land of you non-dwarven wretches
Drugs are bad, ale is good
That ale is a drug isn't understood
You can try to explain to me
But I'll never admit my hypocrisy
Down with the humans! Let's get drunk!
Down with the elves! Let's get drunk!
Down with the gnomes! Let's get drunk!
Up with the dwarves! Let's get drunk!
Now set on this job with these stupid fools
Wandering around, making their own rules
I'll make friends with every cop I see
No way they'd arrest magnificent me
The robot's not bad, but the baldie's the worst
At least the halfling shares to slack my thirst
Aedric, though, always wandering off
If we lose him, my life's the cost
Down with the humans! Let's get drunk!
Down with the elves! Let's get drunk!
Down with the gnomes! Let's get drunk!
Up with the dwarves! Let's get drunk!
Down with the humans! Let's get drunk!
Down with the elves! Let's get drunk!
Down with the gnomes! Let's get drunk!
Up with the dwarves! Let's get drunk!
Drunk! Let's get!
Get drunk let's!
Drunk drunk drunk!
Get get get!