Buzz Me
Merda, our cyborg driver, and her gorgeous classic car. Summoning her meant pushing a call button that gave her a little shock, and let's just say the party pushed it more than strictly necessary. In our defense, she was insufferable to us first. She'd take you anywhere, as long as you kept your hands off the paint.
Gotta go gotta move gotta make it happen
Climb inside, we'll make it, cap'n
Here's my button, give it a push
Merda'll drive you in a swoosh
Buzz me!
Not so hard
Keep your hands off my shiny car
Might be a classic
But what the hell
Have to do what you say
Ha, the bald guy fell
Gotta go gotta move gotta make it happen
Climb inside, we'll make it, cap'n
Here's my button, give it a push
Merda'll drive you in a swoosh
Up from the docks
Car's overloaded
Why so much luggage
The roof's enfolded
Oops, out the way you urchin kids
Ha! Another suitcase off just slid
Gotta go gotta move gotta make it happen
Climb inside, we'll make it, cap'n
Here's my button, give it a push
Merda'll drive you in a swoosh
Got to the spire, the dwarf smells bad
Halfling unnoticed, human makes me mad
Thought I'd found a way to ruin their day
When up comes the bald guy with gold to pay
Gotta go gotta move gotta make it happen
Climb inside, we'll make it, cap'n
Here's my button, give it a push
Merda'll drive you in a swoosh
Fine! Buzz me then
No not like that!
Limp back to my car, you dare ask my name
Not telling you that, no!
Merda!
I don't have to like you
And be sure I don't
But I've got to drive you
Around this stupid post
Gotta go gotta move gotta make it happen
Climb inside, we'll make it, cap'n
Here's my button, give it a push
Merda'll drive you in a swoosh
And if you push that damn button again, I'll stab you in the eye!