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Santa Ulf
A Christmas-classic parody for Ulf, our dwarf barbarian on a revenge quest for his father. He turns goblins into toys, so if you're a goblin, you'd better watch out.
I see an eclipse casting a shadow over a grave
A creeping doom spilling from the north
This world can have but one master
You will decide if it's a living one
Or a dead one
Over the rooftops hack slash kill
Seeking revenge for his father was killed
Over the rooftops chop bash maim
Gifts made of goblins the kids know his name
He sees who is the smart one
He knows which hand to take
He knows if you had killed his dad
So be good for goodness sake
Oh you better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
Or look him in the eye
Santa Ulf is coming to town
From far to the north hammer bangs
Your head from his belt a trophy to hang
Your bones and your skin in his bag
Made into toys for the children to have
He sees who is the smart one
He knows which hand to take
He knows if you had killed his dad
So be good for goodness sake
Oh you better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
Or look him in the eye
Santa Ulf is coming to town
He must return home dead to slay
Crushing them under the hooves and his sleigh
To free his kinsmen trapped in a lich
Sometimes a destiny can be a bitch
Oh you better watch out
You better not cry
You better dig your grave
And just lay down to die
Santa Ulf is coming to town
Oh Santa Ulf is putting you down
Ho Ho Ho
He's coming for you
Oh you better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
Or look him in the eye
Santa Ulf is coming to town
Oh Santa Ulf is putting you down
Ho Ho
He's coming for you