Oder of a Stinky Bear (Remastered)
Written with Jay Alan Stegner
My son wanted to make a parody of "Ode to a Sneaky Bear," so we made it together. Incredibly, it's my most-played track.
Stinky bear, oh stinky bear
A-walking down the road
You should go and take a bath
So we can't smell your toes
Stinky bear, oh stinky bear
Where did you crawl out from
Look so big and cuddly but
Smells like trash in the sun
Smelling like fish
Man, I wish
The bear could use shampoo
We can tell when he's around
Because it smells like poop
Stinky bear, oh stinky bear
Please go and take a bath
Overwhelming stinky scent
Is killing every plant
Stinky bear, oh stinky bear
What on Earth did he eat
Why does every breath he takes
Smell like my grandma's feet
Smelling like fish
Man, I wish
The bear could use shampoo
We can tell when he's around
Because it smells like poop
Stinky bear, oh stinky bear
Someone should call the mayor
Or the fire department
With their big truck sprayer
Stinky bear, oh stinky bear
The cops can bring us hope
Drop from the helicopter
To cover him with soap
Smelling like fish
Man, I wish
The bear could use shampoo
We can tell when he's around
Because it smells like poop
Spray the bear
Scrub Scrub
Get him clean
Get that scrub
Brush him smooth
Scrub Scrub
Now we're friends
Hug Hug
Stinky bear, oh stinky bear
Now thanks to the whole town
You don't smell bad anymore
We're glad that you're around
We're glad that you're around
Wait, no
Don't eat that old fish
Oh no, not again
Ha ha ha ha
Oh no, not again