The Power of Paperwork (Remastered)
Bardolemiu's back, this time giving the new-hire orientation at the Office of Ordinance. The king would rather swing a sword, so the pen runs the kingdom, and Bardolemiu is thrilled about it. Their latest breakthrough is balling the paperwork up so it moves faster.
Welcome to the Office of Ordinance
My name is Bardolomew
Please listen carefully, the power of paperwork will come through
To run a mighty kingdom
Sprawled across the land
The people need the comfort
Of order, they demand
The king was overburdened
By the mighty pen
The sword he was preferring
Seemed so far from him
The power of paperwork!
The system will provide!
Trust in it to free you!
Chaos to divide
He needed help to organize
The documental girth
Deeds, licenses and permits
Certificates of birth
Death and ownership
Of orphans and of land
Buried beneath the avalanche
Find a helping hand
The power of paperwork!
The system will provide!
Trust in it to free you!
Chaos to divide
He found people of passion
He found just what he needs
Grinding gnomes and humans
And of course, there's me!
We've got a mighty system
Of tubes and shelves and stacks
Desks and rooms and alarms
The system doesn't lack
The power of paperwork!
The system will provide!
Trust in it to free you!
Chaos to divide
We've got a plan to onboard
New hires we bring on
But they never seem to learn
How to sing this song
The latest challenge we've solved
Advancement after all
Is to move the paper faster
Shape it like a ball!
The sprit of paperwork!
It guides our process clear!
Though we cannot see it
Its clipboard we can hear!
The power of paperwork!
The system will provide!
Trust in it to free you!
Chaos to divide
The power of paperwork!
The system will provide!
Trust in it to free you!
Chaos to divide