Escape the Grind (Remastered)
Wizzbang Gnomengrotto grew up alone in the grotto with no family, and he poured everything into building Benediction, the best train in the land. (Yes, the same train that later became Pandemonium, the circus train.) Then Jaro decided the poor gnome needed a night off, and played wingman. Some grinds are better than others.
Wizzbang Gnomengrotto!
Outta Magnupharus!
Here's to the grind!
Left in the grotto, Wizzbang's the name
The goal of all gnomes, seek fortune and fame
I got no family, but I'm too smart
To let this setback stop my start
Gotta go, gotta get, gotta make it happen
Gotta work, gotta push, wanna hear them clappin'
Takes a lot to be great, but I know that I can
Gonna grind it all night, be the best in the land
Shout out to Rammza of Gearlocke clan
He might have been short, but no greater man
Knew how to handle outside forces
Even the dreadlord must hold his horses
I built the best train, Benediction
Destined to grind hard, until Dahvian
Showed up on the run, redeemed us both
Changed face a few times, gave all a new hope
Gotta go, gotta get, gotta make it happen
Gotta work, gotta push, wanna hear them clappin'
Takes a lot to be great, but I know that I can
Gonna grind it all night, be the best in the land
I made some mistakes, but not the sin
Of giving up dreams, my glorious end
Gonna drive this train across the land
You'd best see Wizzbang Gnomengrotto, stand!
I've got a secret, power must be used
Can't be too picky, if it gets abused
It can't be my fault, I'm just the builder
Oops, Gurmph's listening, bring back the filter
Got a ferris wheel, it always works
I just can't listen, those guys are all jerks
Dropping bad wisdom, like take a break
They just don't get it, it's the choice I made
Gotta go, gotta get, gotta make it happen
Gotta work, gotta push, wanna hear them clappin'
Takes a lot to be great, but I know that I can
Gonna grind it all night, be the best in the land
Got a sacred task, all I got left
Pandemonium, Dahvian bereft
And the ferris wheel, of course must work
It's a wonder see, spins without a jerk
Just not now, Jaro, I can't go drink
Man, you don't get it, I've still got to think
Gotta lube these gears, tighten these bolts
Keep an eye on things, if the fuel line holds
Gotta go, gotta get, gotta make it happen
Gotta work, gotta push, wanna hear them clappin'
Takes a lot to be great, but I know that I can
Gonna grind it all night, be the best in the land
What's with this pony, won't leave me alone
Can't he get the hint, it's a no go zone
Nothing is ever, gonna change my mind
Well, maybe one thing, if the stars align
Sure, whatever, dude, you go and buy
Whatever's the drink, you want me to try
Wait, who's this creature? My heart just sang
Hi, my name's Wizzdrink, do you want to bang?
Gotta go, gotta get, gonna make it happen
Gonna work, gonna push, gonna hear cheeks clappin'
Takes a lot to change fate, guess priorities change
Gonna grind it all night, get some Wizguille strange
Wizzbang!
Wizguille!
Thanks, Jaro!
Stay golden, pony boy!