Duality (Remastered) [Naughty on Ice]
My how-to for building a character worth playing: give them two sides that don't agree. Our table was full of them. Wei had two souls, Steven had two worlds, Jaro had two minds, and Maeven had two hearts. Santa Ulf didn't seem to fit the pattern at all, until you counted his eyes, his ears, and his axes. Be nice.
One of these things is not like the others
One of these things is clearly the best
With a big axe and respect for mothers
Generosity when dealing out death
Can you tell me the way?
For a good character to play in DnD
Build with duality in personality
Like a guy with double souls, one that’s heaven-sent
Other just a family man memories conflict
I see what you did there
Now tell me about Maeven
Or try a half-elf druid lots to mix and match
Double race, nature or city, which is the path?
Add in dual heart beats when one might be a god
You’ve got a stew to simmer into someone odd
Oh wow! What about Steven?
Or try a man of two worlds pulled here from his home
Left with choice to return or stay with magic roam
Add in past of shame a future immaculate
And you’ve got spicy conflict should you value it
Not where I thought you were going with that
What about something more exotic, like Jaro?
If this is too tame for you then a monster race
Why not try a centaur for a crazy new taste?
Now make his god an alien here from the stars!
And two minds that don’t agree on a story arc
That sounds like you're increasingly problematic
I see you're missing one
The key is to have conflict built inside yourself
Whether man or centaur, or halfling, a dwarf, or elf
But where’s the double purpose built into the last
I couldn’t spot the pattern and so then I asked
And he said
Two eyes, the better to see you with
(He’s watching you)
Choose on which list you should go
(Naughty or nice)
Two ears, the better to hear you with
(Now you’re doomed)
Two axes to put you in the snow
(Naughty on ice)
When you put it that way I see the point is clear
Santa Ulf should be the one that we hold most dear
Here ends my soliloquy with its twin advice
For games inner conflict, for Santa Ulf play nice
Good advice! Ulf Flammebender is who I want on my side
Two eyes, the better to see you with
(He’s watching you)
Choose on which list you should go
(Naughty or nice)
Two ears, the better to hear you with
(Now you’re doomed)
Two axes to put you in the snow
(Naughty on ice)
Two eyes, the better to see you with
(He’s watching you)
Choose on which list you should go
(Naughty or nice)
Two ears, the better to hear you with
(Now you’re doomed)
Two axes to put you in the snow
(Naughty on ice)
Take my advice
Play nice
Or you'll see
What Ulf means
Naughty on ice