Space Buns of Fury (aka Why is there Hair in my Breakfast?) [Remastered]
Wei chugged four circus potions at once, turned huge and hairy, and somehow ended up owing Tika a week of breakfasts. There was hair in every single one. It was horrible.
Are you sure? This one's awful
Well, okay, but this check had better clear
There once was a man from Felwar
He didn't know the way
And though he punched hard
He was once a star
The man that they call Wei
There once was a man from Felwar
He went to the circus tent
Potion brewer's demand
Bottle drunk by a man
And so our good friend Wei went
Wei, won't you please be careful
Please watch what you say
You punch and you kick
And you hit like a brick
But common seems to maybe
(Be your second language if you know what I mean)
There once was a man from Felwar
He made it down to the floor
Gave the bottles a stare
Before Tika could care
Wei chugged down all four
There once was a man from Felwar
He gave a mighty belch
At first all seemed calm
Then a look of alarm
As he grew a monstrous
(Size! He grew to a monstrous size)
Wei, won't you please be careful
Please watch what you say
You punch and you kick
And you hit like a brick
But common seems to maybe
(Be your second language if you know what I mean)
There once was a man from Felwar
He looked around in shock
His clothes fallen all
The crowd stared in awe
At the big giant
(Bunch of hair sprouting from everywhere)
There once was a man from Felwar
At length, he shrunk back down
Tika was mad
So Wei felt bad
And so he helped her
(Cook breakfast every morning for the next week and wasn't very good at it)
You're trying your very best
You tall, dark, hairy mop
Why is there hair in my eggs?
I do not like this slop
Wei, won't you please be careful
Let Maeven do your hair
You punch and you kick
And you hit like a brick
But you're getting fur everywhere
(See, I knew I could end on a rhyme. Oh shoot)
There once was a man from Felwar
He made it down to the floor
Gave the bottles a stare
Before Tika could care
Wei chugged down all four
(But you’re getting fur everywhere)
(See, I knew I could end on a rhyme)
Let Maeven do your hair
You punch and you kick
And you hit like a brick
But you're getting fur everywhere
(See, I knew I could end on a rhyme)
(Oh shoot)