Pages of Passion (Remastered)
A song for the creepiest fan our party ever picked up: a lonely author with a lot of cats who wrote Steven into her romance novels, so many romance novels, kept a jar of his hair, and made a deal with a devil to get him.
Sitting with my kitty cats
I hear a knocking, what was that
Open the door, a man so strange
Lost from home, Steven his name
Stranger from a far off land
Lost and lonely, take my hand
I see that you love my books
I wrote you one, just take a look
In these pages, you're the star
The things we'll do may be bizarre
To those who can't understand our love
If they object, well that's too tough
Stranger from a far off land
Lost and manly, kiss my hand
I see that you love my books
I wrote another, take a look
When you leave, I sniff your chair
Keep a jar full of your hair
It may be half from my cats
But in my heart it's you, intact
Asmodeus, hear my plea
Make him reflect my love to me
If you grant this only boon
I swear I'll send him to you soon
Stranger from a far off land
Hot and manly, lick my hand
I brought home another book
And wrote five others, take a look
Curse that druid, awful elf
She wants to steal him for herself
I can stop her with this curse
Unless she realized I'm the worst
Stranger from a far off land
You may kill me, but understand
The truths I've written will come true
For those who've read what I will do
Now my body's in the ground
This may be better, I'm around
Without a form to hold me back
I'm always with you, that's a fact
I'm always with you, that's a fact
I'll see you soon, love
And my little cat, too